Refrigerator Guard Dog

Conversations with God

Mary: Did you send the child support?

God: Frankincense and myrrh. Yeah.

Mary Annnnnd?

God: (sighs). And gold. And the gold.

Mary: That’s better.

She went too far when she took the bacon!

Some Cool Clocks

Sounds about right...

This makes math more interesting

Help from an elephant

hide yo kids hide yo wife

Kitten Pizza

Tiny addition could have changed the ending

Too bad the Wii hadn't been invented in the movie.

Japan to China

Go to Google Maps

Click on Get Directions

Enter Starting Address as Japan

Enter Ending Address as China

See step # 43.

return of the monkaaay!

zombie monkaaay has returned from the dead. maybe. it's a trial.

Letter from Frank Sinatra to George Michael