Thursday, February 4, 2010

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It says
"Breathe…engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue.

Mo's Bacon Bar: applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + deep milk chocolate, 41% cacao
3oz.
Consume within 6 months "

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

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Jacques Torres' Chocolate













Kissing Game


Surprise your lover with champagne and chocolate - together in one sweet little package. Taittinger Rose Champagne unites with our signature chocolate to create a decadent and sensual treat. Every box contains an assortment of dark and milk chocolate kisses, each topped with an adorable "kiss" design! Under each delectable bonbon is a suggestion on where to kiss or be kissed. Get ready to grab your Valentine and pucker up!



Or maybe the spank me paddle cookie.... weird.

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20 Wonderful Words Which Shouldn't be Allowed to Wither

There are many words these days that are rarely used – and that is a great shame as even the simple act of their enunciation can bring on a smile, such is their irrefragable brilliance. Go on, drop a few in to your next conversation and ensure their preservation. You are guaranteed to be the cynosure of attention and contesseration will be guaranteed. In other words you will be the life and soul of the party and make many friends.

Verbigeration - We all know someone who is guilty of this, you know. It’s like, you know, when people repeat words or phrases almost, you know ad infinitum. You may also have experienced it in the workplace where Orwellian type ‘speaks’ are common in this day and age of political correctness gone mad. Missing you already.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

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Since Valentine's Day is coming up, I thought I'd provide readers with some gift ideas. First up a Heart Coffee Mug:


"Heart Mug (£12.21) designed by Reiko Kaneko. The handle and its printed shadow completes a heart, clever!
Made in Staffordshire, England"
From Hidden Art Shop. Looks like a pretty cool site too!

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20 Wonderful Words Which Shouldn't be Allowed to Wither


There are many words these days that are rarely used – and that is a great shame as even the simple act of their enunciation can bring on a smile, such is their irrefragable brilliance. Go on, drop a few in to your next conversation and ensure their preservation. You are guaranteed to be the cynosure of attention and contesseration will be guaranteed. In other words you will be the life and soul of the party and make many friends.

Agastopia - Do you like or admire a particular part of someone’s body – or for that matter that special place on bodies in general? Then that means that you are agastopic. Perhaps you can be relieved in one way – at least you have an alternative work to fetish at long last.

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Monday, February 1, 2010

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Happy Palindrome Day... sort of

1st of February 2010

01022010

But I write the date mm/dd/yyyy : 02/01/2010 so for me this should have been January 2nd : 01/02/2010

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20 Wonderful Words Which Shouldn't be Allowed to Wither

There are many words these days that are rarely used – and that is a great shame as even the simple act of their enunciation can bring on a smile, such is their irrefragable brilliance. Go on, drop a few in to your next conversation and ensure their preservation. You are guaranteed to be the cynosure of attention and contesseration will be guaranteed. In other words you will be the life and soul of the party and make many friends.

Nutation - This could also be known as nodding dog syndrome – and quite often it happens at work. Do you have a colleague who – in their keenness to show that they understand and agree with you – nod their heads for so long and so consistently that you become afraid that it will fall off? Then they are demonstrating nutation.

You arrive in purgatory to find it’s just a typewriter on a desk. As you take your seat, you notice that the C key is glowing faintly.

A demon says, “All you have to do is type the integers, in order: ONE, TWO, THREE, and so on. The first time you strike the C key, you’ll be released into paradise.”

That doesn’t sound too bad. Assuming it takes 10 seconds on average to type each number (and that you spell each correctly, in English), how much time will pass before you first type the letter C?

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You’ll type for 300 quintillion years before reaching ONE OCTILLION.

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