Friday, February 19, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
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From
www.textsfromlastnight.com
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
(215): we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM B*%#^$S and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCF&%#$D UP."
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
www.textsfromlastnight.com
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
(215): we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM B*%#^$S and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCF&%#$D UP."
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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apparently this is a quote from someone and that's why it comes up, but it's funny!
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