Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The 411 on Area Codes


212 is New York, while the relatively close Boston got 617. 213? Across the country, to Los Angeles. How's this happen?

The answer is pictured at the right. It's all because of the rotary phone.

Before 1951, long distance phone calls required an operator's assistance. On November 10, 1951, that ended, as the mayor of Englewood, New Jersey dialed, directly, the major of Alameda, California. (The call took 18 seconds to connect.) In order to get to that point, however, the phone system infrastructure required overhaul; specifically, the addition of a routing system. Enter area codes.

Until recently, all area codes had either a "1" or a "0" as the middle number. This allowed for local calls to be dialed without the area code, as the switching software would recognize a long distance call by the second digit -- local exchanges never had a 0 or 1 in that spot -- and avoid confusion. But the etymology of specific area codes is more complicated. While ZIP codes are roughly geographic (there's a map for that) though, area codes clearly aren't, as New York (originally only 212) isn't near Los Angeles (213) and Detroit (313) abuts neither Chicago (312) nor St. Louis (314).

Rather, area codes were given out with speed in mind. The bigger the city, the less time it takes to dial that city's number on a rotary phone. New York's 212 is a mere five clicks away; Los Angeles and Chicago are next at six; Philadelphia (area code 215) is eight. Rural American places and some Canadian provinces received larger click amounts -- Montana's 406 is twenty clicks while South Dakota's 605 and Nova Scotia's 902 is twenty-one.

This, of course, also means that the typical emergency telephone number, 9-1-1, is rather long (at eleven clicks), almost twice as long as directory information (4-1-1, six clicks). Why pick such a "long" number? The history behind the selection of 9-1-1 has been lost to antiquity, but best guesses include its near-universal availability, ease in remembering it, and the unlikelihood of an unintentional dialing.

Bonus fact: Originally, the middle number -- either 0 or 1 -- in the area code meant something in and of itself. If a state had only one area code, it's area code had a 0. If it had more than one, all area codes therein had a 1. Much like other numbering conventions, this has since been deprecated.


Thursday, December 2, 2010

To cookie or not to cookie...

Nude Men Clock

Click to switch between digital and analog.

Tips for Life

  • Be honest. Be honest all the time. This will enable you to be lazy and not have to remember as much.
  • To prevent impulsive purchases, wait a week before purchasing. If you still want it, buy it; if not, don’t waste your money.
  • The 60 Second Rule. If there’s something that needs to be done and it takes less than 60 seconds to do, then don’t put it off–do it immediately. If you’re a terrible procrastinator like I am, you’ll be surprised just how much petty shit you can eliminate from your life.
  • Three things not to be cheap on . . . Bed, Shoes, Toilet Paper
  • When lighting a fire, use dry pine cones to get things started.
  • Look for thrift stores that are hard to get to via public transit, they usually have the best stuff.
  • If you get a brain freeze, press your tongue to the roof of your mouth
  • Put that you were time’s 2006 person of the year on your resume. In 2006, Time made ‘Everyone” the person of the year

  • If you forget someones name simply say ” Sorry, what was your name again?” They may look annoyed, but once they tell you say “No, I meant your last name” boom. First and last name.

      And the best one:
  • If you find yourself being lame, stop being lame and be AWESOME instead.


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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Conversations with God

Mary: Did you send the child support?

God: Frankincense and myrrh. Yeah.

Mary Annnnnd?

God: (sighs). And gold. And the gold.

Mary: That’s better.

She went too far when she took the bacon!




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Monday, November 15, 2010

Japan to China

Go to Google Maps

Click on Get Directions

Enter Starting Address as Japan

Enter Ending Address as China

See step # 43.

return of the monkaaay!

zombie monkaaay has returned from the dead. maybe. it's a trial.

Letter from Frank Sinatra to George Michael

Sunday, March 7, 2010

-----Washington State Lottery, Great Advertisement--

If it freezes but you still hear sound, just click ahead a little. It seems slightly messed up.

Friday, March 5, 2010

-----This is the most insane thing ever------------

From the new album "Of the Blue Colour of the Sky" available at http://www.okgo.net/store
Directed by James Frost, OK Go and Syyn Labs. Produced by Shirley Moyers. The official video for the recorded version of "This Too Shall Pass" off of the album "Of the Blue Colour of the Sky". The video was filmed in a two story warehouse, in the Echo Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, CA. The "machine" was designed and built by the band, along with members of Syyn Labs (http://syynlabs.com/ ) over the course of several months. (And I heard it took around 60 or exactly 60 times to get it right!)

-----Terrifying---------------------------------------------------------


-----Pretty forks n stuff-------------------------------------------


-----Miss Universe Pageant Winners Chart---------------


-----Sarah Palin-----------------------------------------------------


-----Cute Picture Friday------------------------------------------


Tuesday, March 2, 2010

-----Gummy Bear Candelier-Chandelier--------------------


"At Jellio, we really have a sweet spot in our hearts for gummi bears. So it's with great pleasure that we introduce the Candelier...a sweet chandelier made of approximately 5,000 hand-strung acrylic gummi bears. (A process which takes about two months to complete) Only ten will ever be made, and each one will be a little different. So we can quarantee each Candelier is a one-of-a-kind masterpiece. A truly spectacular light."
If you want one, lucky for you there is a button on this website that says "I Want One".
This website is awesome too! Check it out! They have gummy bear lights, cupcake tables, a huge ice cream sandwhich bench, and more. But save your money! The boogie man rug, for example is $1,400!

-----Concept Watch------------------------------------------------

"Aurora is a watch that doesn’t have an apparent dial. There’s more of a transparent face with no signs of the hour or minutes hand. It’s not as if the designer forgot to put them there, he just got innovative and decided to perk up this analog piece by including funky laser light beams for the hands. The red beam indicates the minutes and the blue depicts the hour. They appear only when you tap the bevel edge around the watch ring; until then it’s just a hip jewelry around your wrist."


liNk

-----Map Equipped Treadmill-----------------------------------


"Want to run up Mt. Kilimanjaro? Do it today. The NordicTrack x7i Interactive Incline Trainer($2,000) is a map-equipped treadmill with a seven-inch touch screen, the treadmill raises and lowers itself to mimic the actual topography of the terrain you set as your own custom hiking route.
The x7i download maps over over Wi-Fi from a Web site called iFit. You can download the popular routes from iFit, as well as you can also design your computer across any territory covered by Google Maps. While you running, the srceen will show the map and snapshots of passing landmarks, it looks Cool!"

Monday, March 1, 2010

-----Redundant Clock---------------------------------------------


-----Candy Button Wallet----------------------------------------


by Fred and Friends.

-----Parody Web Site---------------------------------------------


"The US government has a website, http://www.ready.gov/. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations below. Enjoy!
Note: This parody site was built for fun. For the serious stuff, see our friends protecting our great country at http://www.ready.gov/ or the Department of Homeland Security at http://www.dhs.gov/"
I couldn't pick just one favorite! (Click for larger image.)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

-----It's Wednesday------------------------------------------------

Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.

-----Olympic Coverage Stinks----------------------------------


"Anyone with plans to curl up on the couch for a long night of ice dancing and ski jumping Monday will have their patience tested. That's because there's a good chance they'll watch more commercials than actual Olympic action.
An analysis of NBC's 3 ½-hour program Friday night showed that there were 56 minutes, 41 seconds of commercials over 24 breaks—that's three more minutes than actual event action that was showed. Ski jumping, which took up about 30 minutes of the broadcast, featured less than two minutes of action, compared with four minutes, 46 seconds of replays (there was, on average, more than one replay per jump). More than half the time during the compulsory-dancing segments showed action, but good luck getting into a rhythm watching the sport: A commercial break separated each routine."

-----New business, great advertising------------------------



Tuesday, February 23, 2010

-----Determining Fault in an Accident-----------------------

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault....women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune' She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?

'The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever. (And men get what they have coming to them when they think women are stupid.)

submonkaaayed by lynzi

-----Today's the Last Day... Ever-----------------------------


-----Faster..... Faster..... ----------------------------------------


-----Cute Picture Friday on Tuesday------------------------


-----Mom's------------------------------------------------------------

The following questions were answered by 2nd grade school children:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What’s the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

liNk

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