Thursday, December 2, 2010

Tips for Life

  • Be honest. Be honest all the time. This will enable you to be lazy and not have to remember as much.
  • To prevent impulsive purchases, wait a week before purchasing. If you still want it, buy it; if not, don’t waste your money.
  • The 60 Second Rule. If there’s something that needs to be done and it takes less than 60 seconds to do, then don’t put it off–do it immediately. If you’re a terrible procrastinator like I am, you’ll be surprised just how much petty shit you can eliminate from your life.
  • Three things not to be cheap on . . . Bed, Shoes, Toilet Paper
  • When lighting a fire, use dry pine cones to get things started.
  • Look for thrift stores that are hard to get to via public transit, they usually have the best stuff.
  • If you get a brain freeze, press your tongue to the roof of your mouth
  • Put that you were time’s 2006 person of the year on your resume. In 2006, Time made ‘Everyone” the person of the year

  • If you forget someones name simply say ” Sorry, what was your name again?” They may look annoyed, but once they tell you say “No, I meant your last name” boom. First and last name.

      And the best one:
  • If you find yourself being lame, stop being lame and be AWESOME instead.


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