Wednesday, January 6, 2010

-----Customer Service Calls to God: 3 of 3----------

Recording:Hello, I'm an automated operator. In order to properly direct your call, please say the name of your religion.
Caller:Buddhism.
Recording:Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you say it again for me?
Caller:Buddhism!
Recording:Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you say--
Caller:BUDDHISM!
Recording:Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could--
Caller:BOO-DIZ-UMM!!!!
Recording:Sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you say it again for me?
Caller:(Sighs) Christianity.
Recording:Very good. Let's proceed...


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