Monday, August 24, 2009

Chuck Norris

Ever wonder where I get those quotes on my gchat? Well here is the secret: Chuck Norris Facts

I love the part where Chuck Norris picks his favorites!

Some favorites:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is alway in control.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

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