-----Customer Service Calls to God: 2 of 3---------

Support Rep:	Thank you for calling God. My name is Todd. How may I assist you today?
Male Caller:	Yes, I would like to submit a complaint. I recently--
Support Rep:	Please hold.
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Recording:	Did you know that you can now pray to God online? Just log on to god-online.com/pray. It's free and easy. Try it today. ¿Sabías que puedes ahora rogar a dios en línea? Apenas señalar--
Support Rep:	(Cuts in) Complaints. This is Janice.
Male Caller:	Hello, Janice. I recently submitted a prayer to God asking that the Phoenix Suns win the divisional playoffs. And they were knocked out in the first round 4 to 1.
Support Rep:	Can I get your ID number, sir?
Male Caller:	83628. And I'm very upset because I had season tickets and we had a whole trip planned to--
Support Rep:	I'm sorry, sir, but your account status doesn't cover frivolous prayers such as lotteries, stock portfolios or sporting events.
Male Caller:	I see.
Support Rep:	Would you like to upgrade to Evangelical? liNk